today’s cainerscope:

“If we do not do what we are supposed to do, we feel apologetic and embarrassed. We avoid the people who expect us to have performed a particular task. And we awkwardly change the subject when asked how we are getting along with our project. Or we bluff like crazy and give a glorious description of how effective we are being in our imagination. We rarely say, ‘I have not done it and I don’t really know why, but I suspect it is because it doesn’t really need to be done.’ “

This is why you shouldn’t check your stars while writing grant acquittals. Anyway he’s wrong, I have done it, and I’m sure it will be glorious in your imagination too. So there.